Arrrrgh! Ye just found the best place fer pirates on the web. Try out the English to Pirate translator or check out the new Pirate Monkey T-shirt. I jes' added me pirate drink recipe. 'Twas never drunk by a real pirate, but that's only 'cause pirates didn' have
freezers. 'Tis so fruity, it could have stopped a lot of scurvy.

Follow the progress of the new Pirate Insult iPhone App at monkeyness on Twitter. Here's a sample... "I'll skewer yer gizzard, ye parrot-loving scurvy-infested bilge rat... Yarr!" My plan is to have it actually speak those insults in a drunken piratey voice.

There be five versions of the English t' Pirate Translator:

• Dashboard Pirate Translator - Widget for Mac OS X
• Online Pirate Translator - Don't have OS X? Use the translator right here.
• Installable Pirate Translator - Do you have a piratey site? Add the translator right into your site.
• Babbler Language Translator for Second Life - Automatically speak pirate in Second Life.
• Pirate Party Translator for Second Life - Make you next Second Life party a pirate party.

Make suggestions on translations with the new suggestion form. If you want to make your own version of the Pirate Translator to work with your favorite software, calling the Pirate Translator engine is pretty easy. Post to the suggestion form and I'll email you back with details.

Check out the reviews sections for pirate movie reviews.