Arrrrgh! Ye just found the best place fer pirates on the web, or at least the best place fer people wantin’ to be pirates. Here ye can translate what ye say from English to Pirate. Ye can learn piratey insults. Ye can find pirate movie reviews. And there's more on the way!
Things you can do here...
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Pirate Translator - Possibly the most comprehensive English to Pirate Translator in the world! Versions available for the web, OS X Dashboard, Second Life, and soon on the iPhone.
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Pirate Insult Generator - Randomly generate pirate insults. Available for the iPhone. Web-based version coming soon.
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Pirate Utility iPhone App - The translator and insult generator combined into one useful iPhone app!
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Make Suggestions - Suggest apps, features, translations, and insults.
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Latest News - Read the latest Pirate Monkeyness news.
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Pirate Monkeyness on Twitter - Follow Pirate Monkeyness iPhone app development.
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Pirate Drink Recipe - Make a drink. ’Twas never drunk by a real pirate, but that’s only ’cause pirates didn’ have freezers. ’Tis so fruity, it could have stopped a lot of scurvy.
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Buy stuff - Not much to buy yet. In fact, the only things to buy right now are the Pirate Utility iPhone app and a Pirate Monkeyness t-shirt.
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If you want to make your own version of the Pirate Translator to work with your favorite software, calling the Pirate Translator engine is pretty easy. Post to the suggestion form and I’ll email you back with details.
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Pirate Movie Reviews - Check out the reviews of pirate movies I wrote while drinking rum. Probably more entertaining than useful.
