Herein lies the stuff I hope ye buy. It's a pretty short list for now.
Pirate Utility iPhone App
The Pirate Utility iPhone App is available on the iTunes App Store. A mere 99¢ in the US.
64-word Pirate Insult T-shirt
Pirate Monkeyness logo on the front. 64-word Pirate insult on the back. Available on the Pirate Monkeyness CafePress store.