The Pirate Insult Generator
for iPhone provides on-the-go insulting convenience! With a large library of insulting phrases and derogatory words, you will be able to insult like a pirate all day.
There are three tabs to the Pirate Insult Generator.
- Insult - Generate insults! Press the button for a new insult. The "Share Insult" button is only available in the forthcoming Pirate Utility app.
- Suggest - Make suggestions for new insults or features from within the app.
- Settings - Tailor how insults are generated.
Paid Version
The
Pirate Utility iPhone app combines the Pirate Insult Generator and the
Pirate Translator with the added abilities of sending insults and translations directly to the Mail app and of copying insults and translations for pasting into other apps. Look for it on the App Store.
Future Features
- Screen rotation - I have it working in the development version, but not consistently yet.
- Post insults to Twitter
Disclaimer
By using this app, you hold Pirate Monkeyness and Tim Moses harmless for any damage to your iPhone, yourself, or your personal property from misuse of insults generated by the Pirate Insult Generator. Use common sense. Big, drunk pirates may not properly appreciate the witty insults generated by this app.
Credit
A couple of the insults were inspired by Monty Python and by The Secret of Monkey Island (and what a brilliant use of insults that is). Also, thanks to Will Mason, Bill, and Lindsay for their insult suggestions. Thanks to Travis and Billy for encouragement and suggestions. Thank you beta testers!
