This here be an English t' Pirate translator. Jus' enter some English in the top, then skewer the "Translate" button tah get the Pirate version. If ye're wantin' to know what's behind it, 'tis usin' some Javascript to hit a Perl script that does the translatin'. In other words, it's usin' some of that shiney, new AJAX stuff to get this done.

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Ahoy!