Arrrrgh! Ye just found the best place fer pirates on the web, or at least the best place fer people wantin’ to be pirates. Here ye can translate what ye say from English to Pirate and ye can learn piratey insults.

New and improved!!! Pirate Monkeyness has been the leading pirate translator and pirate insult generator in the world for most of its 18 years of existence and it just got better with more accurate translations and a much larger array of insults.

• Pirate Insult Generator - Randomly generate pirate insults.
• Pirate Translator - Possibly the most comprehensive English to Pirate translator in the world!
• Pirate API - Automate your insults! Program your pirate translations!
  
  
• Store - Buy the 64-word pirate insult t-shirt.
• Other Stuff - Things that didn't fit anywhere else.
• About - The history of Pirate Monkeyness.