Pirate Insult Generator

The Pirate Insult Generator assembles full piratey sounding insults by randomly selecting threats, insults, adjectives, nouns, and exclamations from a variety of lists. The end result is usually a long-winded insult you might yell at a pirate in the heat of battle or during a duel. If you don't have much occasion to battle pirates, you could just try them out on friends, coworkers, and random strangers. Hopefully, they will be less likely to run you through with a sword.

2024-06-16 – Improved!!! 43% more exclamations, 33% more insulting adjectives, 29% more nouns, and a mighty 53% more base insults means you can insult like a pirate until the manatees (cows of the sea) come home!